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Trump Reportedly Exploring Legal Path to Third Term by Simply Becoming "Dick Tater"

By Clive Bannister, Senior Constitutional Correspondent

A satirical reported piece on constitutional guardrails, term limits, and the dangers of treating democratic constraints like branding opportunities.

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TRUMP CONSIDERING NAME CHANGE TO "DICK TATER" IN SHOCK THIRD-TERM STRATEGY

By Buck Rawlins, Chief Political Root Analyst

A satirical feature from Palm Beach tracking "Operation Strong Roots," constitutional guardrail stress tests, and tuber-era campaign branding.

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